Thankfulness Day 138:: Dear Laundry

Dear Laundry,

We've been spending time together for four days now.  Just when I think we have nothing more to say to each other another child pees his sheets and so we meet again.

I don't like you.  I'm sorry but you smell...and not in a good way.  My kids like you alot though.  They enjoy spilling drinks and wiping peanut butter on their clothes so they can see us together.  I don't share their view though.  I try to put off our meetings but you get angry at me and multiply over the days.

I wish you would just go away, fold yourself, and come back clean.

See you tomorrow,
Cheri

Today I am thankful for having a home to do laundry in and NOT having to walk to a Laundromat!

Thankfulness Day 71::Laundry

Dear Stabile boys,

In order to reduce endless hours of laundry, I am asking that you refrain from the following:

~Wiping your peanut butter covered hands on your shirt, it isn't a napkin?

~Blowing bubbles in your milk and juice which gets on your clothes somehow

~Rolling around in the dirt

~Jumping in every puddle you see including the dirty gutter

~Eating ANY sort of chocolate or ice cream especially if it can't make it to your mouth

~Refusing to change diaper which results in wet pants

~Coloring of any kind because it's more fun to color on your clothes then the paper


I would appreciate cooperation as I'm highly considering keeping you in the same outfit each week so I can regroup and take a hiatus from all laundry.

**The above rules apply to husband as well

Sincerely,

Housekeeping