An Interview with Kai, age 3

1. What is something mom always says to you?
Kai- "No"

2. What makes mom happy?
Kai- "Giving me a spanking"

3. What makes mom sad?
Kai- "Taking a point away"

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
Kai- "Giving me a kiss"

5. What was your mom like as a child?
Kai- "You were 4"

6. How old is your mom?
Kai- "10"

7. How tall is your mom?
Kai- "Taller"

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Kai- "Cut food"

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
Kai- "Vaccum"

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Kai- "For drawing an M"

11. What is your mom really good at?
Kai- "Reading books"

12. What is your mom not very good at?
Kai- "Doing computers"

13. What does your mom do for her job?
Kai- "Drinking water"

14. What is your mom's favorite food?
Kai- "Salad"

15. What makes Mommy proud of you?
Kai- "putting up pictures of me"

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Kai- "Woody"

17. What do you and your mom do together?
Kai- "I look at pictures and you read books"

18. How are you and your mom the same?
Kai- "I'm bigger and you're biggest"

19. How are you and your mom different?
Kai- "Our hair is different"

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
Kai- "I call someone"

21. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
Kai- "Church"