Thankfulness Day 141:: WANTED-NANNY

NANNY WANTED::

We are looking for a Nanny who will help with the boys.  

Here are a few expectations:

• Must watch 4 yr old closely so he doesn't take switch blade and cut things in the garage unattended
• Must be okay with 2 yr old whacking himself in the head if he doesn't get what he wants
• Again must be okay with supervising 4 yr old at 6am as he gets butter knife to make a pb&j
• Watch for fruit voluntarily being thrown in the trash 'because it looked old' 
• Must be more strong willed than the 2 yr old who won't clean up his toys and outwit a 2 hour sweaty screaming tantrum
• Has to know when to put mommy in timeout so she doesn't lose it with the kiddos
• If you dare to serve rice, must know how to calm 4 yr old down when he spots it on his plate
• Must hold 2 yr old in an arm lock so he doesn't jump into 4 yr olds swimming lesson
• Must see the humor of the 4 yr old streaming his pee all around rim of the toilet to 'clean it' and onto the floor
• Also must be okay with 2 yr old waking up and telling you his finger has poop on it
• Must be okay with hubby working late and then coming home and checking out immediately once he spots the mood of the wife

If this is you, and I sure hope it is, please contact me ASAP because the above list only reflects the last 24 hours!

Today I am thankful that it is almost bedtime and my nights are my time of recuperation!